Craziness

We all know that you shouldn't drink and drive, but apparently you shouldn't drink and fly either. Don't know if you read about it in the papers or not, but a French woman recently flew to Australia for a holiday. Being a very nervous flyer, she took sleeping tablets and was drinking before she got on the plane. Mid-flight, a flight attendent spotted her, unlit cigarette in mouth and lighter in hand, tampering with the emergency exit!!

She said she wanted to go out for a smoke!!!

(Postscript: Upon her arrival, she was greeted by the friendly Australian Federal Police, and had to go to court for endangering lives, but she was released on a good behaviour bond.)